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Stop The Lactose by stop-the-lactose, literature

Stop The Lactose by stop-the-lactose, literature

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I have decided to give my regards to ~stop-the-lactose (https://www.deviantart.com/stop-the-lactose) family that makes incest so popular! :iconi-apathy: -Lactose Intolerants first member. Holds the position of child to breast amputator. I-apathy stops the mouth of a baby from touching a mother's breast even if he has to sacrfice his own mouth in it's place. That's commitiment. :iconcorporateworld:-Being named corporate world, we found a postion that would be right up his alley: Backstabbing. So welcome our Manager of backstabbing! He will used to stab anyone who looked at him cockeyed, but now he stabs for us! Stabbing occurs to such lactose spreaders as Milkman, cows, mice, goats
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There was once a carefree time, when hairy Neanderthals roamed the earth, carelessly going throughout the day hunting the occasional Mammoth, drinking Bacardi and enjoying the sunset.  Then something happened.  Something terrible.   No, it wasn't the time travelling big game hunters that the government wants you to believe, nor the birth of Barbra Strisand.  But it was Lactose. When the first human being brought his or hers lips to the unsuspecting nipple of a cow/goat/small rodent and sucked, releasing the lactose poison into his/her veins. Ever since then, the world has been in turmoil.  Earthquakes, black plague, typhoons.  There were nev
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You didn't see this link. It's very important
Milk is for ppl that don't want osteoporosis and want to be tall. Fudge that, Hail to the midgets, with thin bones that you can crush with your pinky!!!
WOOOOOoo, this club kicks some major udder, can i join? ^_^
ha! i think not! no cup cakes! butter you fool! milk product!
there is a list of 100 reasons no to be vegan... and they are quite stuped... one is "eye strain from reading small labels"

well, all you milk dirink fools, all i can say is... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW read [link] !
poop-on-toast-intolerance is so much more...dynamicly entertaining.

Let us strive to put the 'crisp' back in toast.
-NO- to soggy, morning, fally-aparty, toasted fibers.
All poop, BACK to their holding tanks!

This is not a revolution, but a de-poopilation of our beloved toasties.

Toasties, the other white breed; keep it clean.

This has been a consideration for action to be taken for the many suffering poop-on-toast-intolerant.

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This is awesome! we're so cool.

Manager of backstabbing,
-Tim

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Like a child to his mother
Put the lactose back in the utter!
-I am a lactose intolerantarian.
i love milk. i drink 10 glasses of milk every day: 4 white, 4 chocolate & 2 strawberry.

milk is delicious. and there's no denying it.
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milkz n chocolate
wat r u talkin bout?!!
i love chocolate.... MMMmmmm...